{"id":9,"date":"2025-12-28T11:16:15","date_gmt":"2025-12-28T11:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tertius.co.za\/mfm\/?page_id=9"},"modified":"2025-12-29T11:56:09","modified_gmt":"2025-12-29T11:56:09","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/tertius.co.za\/mfm\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pl-9\"  class=\"panel-layout\" ><div id=\"pg-9-0\"  class=\"panel-grid panel-no-style\" ><div id=\"pgc-9-0-0\"  class=\"panel-grid-cell\" ><div id=\"panel-9-0-0-0\" class=\"so-panel widget widget_sow-image panel-first-child panel-last-child\" data-index=\"0\" ><div\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\tclass=\"so-widget-sow-image so-widget-sow-image-default-8b5b6f678277-9\"\n\t\t\t\n\t\t>\n<div class=\"sow-image-container\">\n\t\t<img \n\tsrc=\"https:\/\/tertius.co.za\/mfm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/front-page-image.png\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tertius.co.za\/mfm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/front-page-image.png 1024w, https:\/\/tertius.co.za\/mfm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/front-page-image-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/tertius.co.za\/mfm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/front-page-image-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/tertius.co.za\/mfm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/front-page-image-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/tertius.co.za\/mfm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/front-page-image-510x510.png 510w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" alt=\"\" \t\tclass=\"so-widget-image\"\/>\n\t<\/div>\n\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div id=\"pgc-9-0-1\"  class=\"panel-grid-cell\" ><div id=\"panel-9-0-1-0\" class=\"so-panel widget widget_sow-editor panel-first-child\" data-index=\"1\" ><div\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\tclass=\"so-widget-sow-editor so-widget-sow-editor-base\"\n\t\t\t\n\t\t>\n<div class=\"siteorigin-widget-tinymce textwidget\">\n\t<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&gt;&gt;&gt; mindfuck &lt;&lt;&lt;<\/strong><\/h2>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em>a disturbing or extremely confusing experience, in particular one that is caused by deliberate psychological manipulation<\/em><\/strong><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><div id=\"panel-9-0-1-1\" class=\"so-panel widget widget_sow-editor panel-last-child\" data-index=\"2\" ><div\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\tclass=\"so-widget-sow-editor so-widget-sow-editor-base\"\n\t\t\t\n\t\t>\n<div class=\"siteorigin-widget-tinymce textwidget\">\n\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>WARNING:<\/strong> This playground is strictly for adults with expensive toys and a sense of adventure. If the word <em>vibrator<\/em> makes you giggle, or if you\u2019d rather be playing Roblox, congratulations \u2014 you are not a grown-up yet. This site is not for you. Come back when you\u2019re ready for a little chaos and a lot of buzzing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Still here? Good. Welcome to <strong><em>The MindFuck Machine<\/em><\/strong> playground!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><div id=\"pg-9-1\"  class=\"panel-grid panel-no-style\" ><div id=\"pgc-9-1-0\"  class=\"panel-grid-cell\" ><div id=\"panel-9-1-0-0\" class=\"so-panel widget widget_sow-editor panel-first-child panel-last-child\" data-index=\"3\" ><div\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\tclass=\"so-widget-sow-editor so-widget-sow-editor-base\"\n\t\t\t\n\t\t>\n<div class=\"siteorigin-widget-tinymce textwidget\">\n\t<p><em>Welcome, Initiate.<\/em> Before unleashing the MindFuck Machine, it is strongly recommended that you consult <strong>The Nuts and Bolts<\/strong>. Inside, you will find essential operational guidelines, plugin credits, and the secret recipe for maximum distraction. Skipping this step may lead to unpredictable buzzing behavior, minor chaos, and spontaneous laughter. Read carefully, then proceed at your own delightful risk.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&gt;&gt;&gt; mindfuck &lt;&lt;&lt; a disturbing or extremely confusing experience, in particular one that is caused by deliberate psychological manipulation WARNING: This playground is strictly for adults with expensive toys and a sense of adventure. 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